Russian Bisexual Transvestite Hooker Cotton T-Shirt

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Relax, you've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe! Fitted, comfortable, and soft—this queer-inspired t-shirt was made just for you. Wear it with all the Pride, courage, and playfulness with which we designed it


It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a new favorite!

And the full quote, in case you really didn't know it off by heart already is: "My name is Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova but you can call my Katya... and I'm just your average run-of-the-mill Russian bisexual transvestite hooker. Katya is at the intersection of glamor and comedy. You can find her right on the corner, selling her ass."


  • 100% fine jersey cotton.
  • Machine wash warm, inside out with like colors.
  • Do not iron print.
  • Pre-shrunk for extra durability.
  • Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
  • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.


Sizing Guide


Sizes are only numbers, but your t-shirt should fit properly to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

For a looser fit, consider going a size up, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71


Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.