Not Today Satan Sweatshirt With Hood

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Let our Not Today Satan Sweatshirt With Hood be a reminder to yourself and the world: The devil will not get in your way today, nor will anyone else! 

Arguably the funniest queen to ever compete on RuPaul's Drag Race, Bianca Del Rio and her Rolodexdex of hate are the inspiration for this design. Because really, don't we all wish we could serve a little more clown realness. A self-proclaimed “clown in a dress” known for her raw and racy edge, if anyone dears come for you just simply let them know. 

"Beauty fades, DUMB IS FOREVER! "

Don't love it?  Beat it, queen - This design is fierce, fabulous and tells everyone you came to slay. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Gay, straight or unicorn - everyone needs a go-to, cozy sweatshirt to curl up in, so why not go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. This Not Today Satan Sweatshirt is also perfect for cooler evenings - not that we would ever need an excuse to wear our Bianca Del Rio merch with Pride! 

Well, well, well! I hope you bitches are ready...Oh, you like that? I made that shit up today.

Not today Satan! Not today!


The Details 

• 50% cotton/50% polyester
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• Double-lined hood
• 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Double-needle stitching throughout
• Front pouch pocket


Not Today Satan Sweatshirt Size Guide


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34