Not Today Satan Beach Bag
Not Today Satan Beach Bag
Not Today Satan Beach Bag
Not Today Satan Beach Bag

    Not Today Satan Beach Bag

    $35.00 USD

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      Let our Not Today Satan Beach Bag be a reminder to yourself and the world: The devil will not get in your way today, nor will anyone else! 

      Arguably the funniest queen to ever compete on RuPaul's Drag Race, Bianca Del Rio and her Rolodexdex of hate are the inspiration for this design. Because really, don't we all wish we could serve a little more clown realness. A self-proclaimed “clown in a dress” known for her raw and racy edge, if anyone dears come for you just simply let them know. 

      "Beauty fades, DUMB IS FOREVER! "

      Don't love it?  Beat it, queen - This design is fierce, fabulous and tells everyone you came to slay. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

      Gay, straight or unicorn - everyone needs this contemporary beach bag, where you can put everything that matters when hitting those warm beaches. Bad wigs, terrible make-up, caftans - You name it and it will fit in here. This Not Today Satan Beach Bay is also perfect for a picnic or even just heading out to the shop - not that we would ever need an excuse to wear our Bianca Del Rio merch with Pride! 

      Well, well, well! I hope you bitches are ready...Oh, you like that? I made that shit up today.

      Not today Satan! Not today!


      The Details

      • 100% polyester fabric
      • Maximum weight limit – 44lbs (20kg)
      • Large inside pocket
      • Comfortable cotton webbing handles
      • Vibrant colors that won't fade
      • Available in one size
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