Not Today Satan Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

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Let our Not Today Satan T-Shirt be a reminder to yourself and the world: The devil will not get in your way today, nor will anyone else! 

Arguably the funniest queen to ever compete on RuPaul's Drag Race, Bianca Del Rio and her Rolodexdex of hate are the inspiration for this design. Because really, don't we all wish we could serve a little more clown realness. A self-proclaimed “clown in a dress” known for her raw and racy edge, if anyone dears come for you just simply let them know. 

"Beauty fades, DUMB IS FOREVER! "

Don't love it?  Beat it, queen - This design is fierce, fabulous and tells everyone you came to slay. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Gay, straight or unicorn - everyone needs a soft and lightweight t-shirt, with the right amount of stretch. It's also comfortable and flattering for both men and women. This Not Today Satan T-Shirt is also perfect for cooler evenings - not that we would ever need an excuse to wear our Bianca Del Rio merch with Pride! This is the t-shirt you have always been dreaming of. 

Well, well, well! I hope you bitches are ready...Oh, you like that? I made that shit up today.

Not today Satan! Not today!


The Details 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

The Male model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16" (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7" (96cm).

Size guide

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30
Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86
Width (cm) 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76