Not Today Satan iPhone Case

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Let our Not Today Satan iPhone Case be a reminder to yourself and the world: The devil will not get in your way today, nor will anyone else! 

Arguably the funniest queen to ever compete on RuPaul's Drag Race, Bianca Del Rio and her Rolodexdex of hate are the inspiration for this design. Because really, don't we all wish we could serve a little more clown realness. A self-proclaimed “clown in a dress” known for her raw and racy edge, if anyone dears come for you just simply let them know. 

"Beauty fades, DUMB IS FOREVER! "

Don't love it?  Beat it, queen - This design is fierce, fabulous and tells everyone you came to slay. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Gay, straight or unicorn - everyone needs this sleek iPhone case that protects your phone from scratches, dust, oil, and dirt. It also has a solid back and flexible sides that make it easy to take on and off, with precisely aligned port openings...Show those Samsung fanboys whose boss and display your Bianca Del Rio merch with Pride!

Well, well, well! I hope you bitches are ready...Oh, you like that? I made that shit up today.

Not today Satan! Not today!


The Details 

• BPA free Hybrid Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) and Polycarbonate (PC) material
• Solid polycarbonate back
• Flexible, see-through polyurethane sides
• .5 mm raised bezel
• Wireless charging compatible